“Britney’s music videos are like an ever-rotating menu of fantasies, but after 10 years of Britney (‘…Baby One More Time’ was released in October 1998) our star is running out of fetishes to cop. After seeing Brit as a schoolgirl, chair dancer, flight attendant, spy, and anime character, her new video for ‘Womanizer’ features the only thing left: the Ugly One. Yes, Britney as ‘office girl’ is actually so ugly in a black bob wig, librarian glasses, and bright red lipstick that you can almost hear her saying, ‘These shoes rule.’ Dear Lord, she’s run through so many sexual types that she now must resort to making ugliness itself into a fetish. Oh, and to remind us that she’s actually the hottest minx to ever grace a TV screen, the shots of Ugly Britney cut vigorously back and forth between shots of Britney in a sauna, completely naked—and oh so shiny.”